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LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE.
Everyone can use a good chuckle once in a while. Check here for jokes
or funny articles.
Funny Links:
Grandmabetty.com
– great jokes, riddles and stories especially for Seniors.
JOKE OF THE MONTH:
John invited his mother over for dinner. During the
meal, Mom couldn't help noticing how attractive and shapely the housekeeper
was. She wondered if there was more going on than met the eye. John told
her, "I know what you must be thinking, Mom, but I assure you, my
relationship with my housekeeper is purely professional.
A week later, the housekeeper told John, "Ever since your mother
came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle.
You don't suppose she took it, do you?" So John sent his mother a
letter which read, "Dear Mother: I'm not saying you did take a gravy
ladle, and I'm not saying you didn't, but the fact remains that one has
been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Several days later, John received a letter from his mother that read,
"Dear Son: I'm not saying you sleep with your housekeeper, nor am
I saying you don't. But the fact remains that if she were sleeping in
her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mom."
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